Chapter 1
One day Mario was in his restaurant, Mario's Food Emporium, when Toad came running into the kitchen where Mario was cooking!
"Mario, sir, the customer at table 9 just asked me for some of your famous pizza with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and applesauce on it," exclaimed Toad.
"Well what's the problem?" asked Mario.
"He didn't just ask for applesauce, he asked for golden applesauce," yelled Toad.
"Yeah, awesome, there's golden applesauce in the back," said Mario, getting annoyed.
"But not just any golden applesauce, he asked for magic golden applesauce," said Toad.
"Well whoopie, did he also ask for cranberries in the magic golden applesauce?" yelled Mario really annoyingly.
"Ewwwww! Gross, Mario! All he wants is magic golden applesauce!" said Toad.
"Well go get him some!" yelled Mario at the top of his voice.
Suddenly the entire restaurant went quiet. Toad started crying and ran to Peach, who had just entered the kitchen from waiting table 42.
"Mario, you should be ashamed of yourself! You took a tiny problem and made it into a fight and then into meaness, and now Toad has his feelings hurt," exclaimed Peach.
"I'm sorry," said Mario.
"Weely?" asked Toad.
"Yes," said Mario.
So Mario set off to go get the magic golden applesauce.
Chapter 2
Mario decided while he was out he'd better run a few errands. First on his list was to go ding-dong-ditch Bowser. He walked up to Bowser's castle very quietly and pushed the doorbell. Then he jumped into a rotten bush next to the porch. Mario heard a loud thump! thump! and then Morton Sr. opened the door.
"Who's there? If it's a Girl Scout again I'm gonna throw you into the dungeon!" shouted Morton Sr.
"Heeheehee!" giggled Mario.
"If anybody ever ding-dong-ditches this house again I'm gonna install a security system to spray lava on teens! Hmmph!" screamed Morton Sr.
Then Morton Sr. slammed the door. But, as the door slammed, something from a bowl Morton Sr. was holding splashed and landed on Mario's finger.
"Huh?" Mario thought.
And he licked it. Suddenly, Mario's taste senses went on a journey through wonderland, yay wonderland! It was the most elegant thing Mario had ever tasted. But then, Mario heard something he didn't want to hear.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" said a mysterious voice.
Chapter 3
"Me?" asked Mario.
"No, Grubba. Of course you!" said the voice.
"Who are you?" asked Mario.
"The magic golden applesauce on your finger!" said the magic golden applesause on Mario's finger.
"Well you're elegant, so you're going to have to be eaten even if you don't like it. Now help me get in Bowser's mansion and get the rest of you. Oh, and I'm gonna call you TMGAOMF (The Magic Golden Applesauce On Mario's Finger)," said Mario.
"Wow, you really are as stupid as you look," exclaimed TMGAOMF
"You're mean!" wailed Mario.
"And you're stupid!" said TMGAOMF. "Now that we've covered the obvious, let me go!" yelled TMGAOMF.
"Okay, I'll make a deal. I'll let you go if you let me have the rest of you- and you help me get it," said Mario.
"Uhhhh, okay," said TMGAOMF.
"But you can't double-cross me so we gotta shake hands," said Mario sternly.
"I would but it isn't physically possible for me," said TMGAOMF.
"Okay, so let's figure out how we are gonna pull this off," said Mario. "Oh, wait, in every action movie I've ever seen, they go through a sewage system!"
"No, I would melt if water went through me or touched me; but we could make a distraction. So here's what we're gonna do," said TMGAOMF. "You throw that rock over there into the window, then we run around and T.P. the house," said TMGAOMF. "Wait, wait. After you throw the rock in the window we'll sneak in through the back door! Yes, it's so brilliant!" exclaimed TMGAOMF.
"So, if that's our plan, let's do it!" said Mario.
Chapter 4
"1-2-3 now!" yelled TMGAOMF.
Blam! Mario nailed the newspaper boy.
"Nice job, now let's throw another rock through the window," said TMGAOMF.
"Got it- Here I go!" said Mario.
Mario threw the rock through the highest tower window of Bowser's castle.
"Ahhhhhh!" yelled a girl. Then Rapunzel fell out of the mansion and hit the ground. "I'm okay," said Rapunzel.
"You idiot! You could have just ruined a great fairytale!" said TMGAOMF.
But right then all the family members of the mansion ran up to the top tower as Mario and TMGAOMF ran through the back door of the mansion. When they got inside a guide map was sitting there. "Strange," said Mario.
"Well this little red dot must mean we're here," said TMGAOMF, looking at the guide map.
"And we need to go to the kitchen," said Mario.
"Go through the living room, across the bathroom, and into the kitchen. Say it with me: living room, bathroom, kitchen," said the guide map in a strange voice that reminded Mario of his childhood.
"Well this won't be easy, but we can do it. So let's do this thing!" yelled Mario.
Chapter 5
"Okay TMGAOMF, let's... What is that amazing smell?" asked Mario. "It smell's like, yes, it is spaghetti sauce!" exclaimed Mario.
At the same time, up in Rapunzel's bedroom, Bowser, Lemmy, Iggy, Larry, Wendy, Ludwig, Roy, Morton, and Morton Sr. were wondering where the rock had come from.
"I bet it's all that no good, rotten, very bad princess' fault," said Roy.
"Let's go kidnap her just for the fun of it, right now, randomly," said Larry.
"No. There will no kidnapping until I find out who did this, and for now you are all grounded," said Bowser. "Now go get ready for bed." exclaimed Bowser. So the Koopalings walked down to the bathroom, wondering who threw the rock.
Back at the place with the strange guide map, Mario had started licking the red spot on the map while TMGAOMF was wondering if it was a coincidence that the pizza sauce was in the exact place where they were or if it was a dot showing where intruders are.
"It is spaghetti sauce!" exclaimed Mario
"Oh, well. Frget the spaghetti sauce, let's just go to the kitchen," said TMGAOMF.
So they entered the living room. Suddenly the doors slammed and locked them in, then all the furniture started closing in on them.
"What are we gonna do?" yelled Mario. "I'm tpo old to die!"
But then Mario noticed a password entering button, so he said to TMGAOMF, "Help me find the code!"
Chapter 6
"Wait! Look, there is a pink diary!" said TMGAOMF. So Mario grabbed it out of one of the sofas and started reading out loud.
"Uh um, Bowser loves Peach... No, Bowser is older than dirt... No... Ohhhhh secret code... Mario's Food Emporium," said Mario.
So with only a foot of room left he dove and yelled "Mario's Food Emporium!" Suddenly smoke appeared, and when all the smoke had cleared the furniture was back in place!
So they walked through the now unlocked door and entered the bathroom. They calmly walked to the door when they heard the Koopalingss' voices. "Oh no!" whispered TMGAOMF.
Mario and TMGAOMF dove into a cabinet. Each Koopaling grabbed a different thing, Ludwig started brushing his teeth, Lemmy started taking a shower, Iggy started putting on pajamas in a corner, Wendy hopped over to the sink and started washing her face, Larry went into a door and made a toilet flush just for the fun of it, Roy started beating up Iggy, and Morton started getting different smelling soaps and putting them in his pajama pockets.
Mario and TMGAOMF tried to leave but every time they were about to run, one of the Koopalings would turn. But then, all the Koopalings were distracted because they heard Lemmy burp and looked over at the shower, and at this moment Mario and TMGAOMF made a mad dash for the door.
Chapter 7
Well, Mario and TMGAOMF jumped through the door and landed in a room with a ton of hearts everywhere. "Hey!" yelled Mario. "I thought this was the kitchen," said Mario, a little annoyed.
"Ohhhhh, kitchen, I thought you said kissroom, If you're looking for the kitchen you need to go back to the guide map. It is right next door to it, all you do is make a left," said the guide map.
Mario was so annoyed he just ran through the bathroom and living room, not caring if the Koopalings saw him (they all did), and as he entered the living room he yelled the secret code. He then stopped next to the guide map and said, "What is your name?".
And the guide map replied, "I'm Phil-board".
"Well, Phil-board, you're toast now".
And Mario smashed Phil-board to pieces. Then he walked into the kitchen.
"Okay, let's search for clues to where the bowl of MGA (Magic Golden Applesauce) might be," said Mario.
After about 5 seconds they both found a different thing.
"I found a stick and you found an applesauce trail leading up to the microwave. My stick plus your applesauce trail must mean..." said Mario, hitting his head.
"That the MGA is in the microwave!" said TMGAOMF, finishing the sentence.
So Mario grabbed the applesauce out of the microwave and ran out.
Chapter 8
Well, when Mario got back, Peach was on the phone. Mario stood there for a second. Once she got off the phone she said, "Mario, you're grounded!"
"Wait a minute, why?" asked Mario
"Because of all the things you did to Bowser," said Peach.
"Yes, he was the one on the phone, the Koopalings saw you steal some weird food item," explained Peach.
"But we hate Bowser," said Mario.
But Peach just walked out of the restaurant through the back door.
"Well, you promised to let me go," TMGAOMF said to Mario.
Mario picked him up and said, "I promised to let you go, so I'm going to let you go down my throat and into my stomach!"
So Mario put him in his mouth and swallowed him. As TMGAOMF slid down Mario's throat he yelled, "I hate you!"
So Mario put the applesauce away, then as he got ready to leave, Peach's head popped through the door. "We got no tip from the customer because you took five hours. No thanks to you, I managed to get him to order a plain pizza."
Then Peach left for good. Mario sat down and started thinking of excuses he can say when he forgets to even try to save Peach.
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