It was a completely normal day.

Luigi: Wait a minute! Whenever it’s a normal day, I always get hurt or in trouble because of Mario!

Narrator: Too bad, it’s not your story!

Anyhow, Luigi was taking Mario down to the store to buy a gift for Daisy’s party.

Luigi: Now when I go in, you stay here. Got it?

Mario: Yes!

Luigi: Then what did I just say?

Mario: To run around and get lost like a complete moron.

Luigi: No, stay here.

Mario: Got it!

Luigi: Then what did I just say?

Mario: You said to eat cheese and insult everyone I see so they blame you for the trouble I caused!

Luigi: NO!

Mario: So I don’t do that?

Luigi: No, you stay put!

Mario: Got it!

Luigi: I’m going to ask you one more time, what did I say?

Mario: To stay put, and not to talk to strangers!

Luigi: I like it, do so.

Luigi goes in the store.

Mario: Now what was it Luigi said? Oh well, probably nothing important.

Mario starts skipping down the road.

Mario: Party, party, party, party.

Mario collides with Wario.

Wario: Ah!

Waluigi: Waaaah!

Wario: Hey it’s you, the stupid Mario guy.

Waluigi: I’m scared of the stupid Mario guy!

Mario: Party!

Waluigi: Parties are scary!

Wario: You’re going to a party?

Mario: Yes-a yes-a!

Wario: Where?~

Mario: My-a house!

Waluigi: But your house is scary!

Wario: Are we invited!?

Waluigi: I hope not!

Mario: Sure!

Waluigi: NO!

Wario: Yes! Hey, can we bring some friends?

Waluigi: Your friends are all scary!

Mario: Sure!

Wario: Cha-chang! What time?

Mario: Uh, how does six ‘o-clock-a sound?

Waluigi: That has to be the scariest time of the day!

Wario: Ok, we’ll be there!

Waluigi: No we won’t!

Wario: Yes, if you want to live.

Mario: Byebye!

Mario skips back to the shop.

Luigi: Mario, you actually stayed here!

Mario: Party!

Luigi: You want to help get ready?

Mario: Yeah.

Luigi: Let’s go home.

Mario I’ve got to go to the party!

Luigi: The party is at our house, and it doesn’t start for another hour.

Mario: Oh.

Mario and Luigi head back to their house. They get through decorating pretty quickly and easily.

Luigi: How does this banner look?

Mario: Hoppy birtda Dyey.

Luigi: No, it’s Happy Birthday Daisy.

Mario: Party!

Luigi: It’s not for ten minutes.

Just then, they hear knocking on the door.

Luigi: Come in.

Peach: Hey Mario!

Mario: Cheese!

Daisy: Hi guys.

Toad: How the $@^*#$@ did I get dragged into coming here?

The King: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Yoshi: Yoshi hope Luigi has food.

Luigi: Well, now that everyone is here, let’s party!

Mario: Party, party, party, party!

Another knock is heard on the door.

Luigi: Hm, maybe that’s Birdo if Yoshi invited her. Come in.

Wario: Heh heh. Look at all this neat stuff to steal!

Waluigi: This house is scarier than I thought.

Luigi: What are you guys doing here?

Wario: Mario invited us.

Waluigi: And some of Wario’s scary friends.

Luigi: Mario, you invited the toughest gang in town here?! The Penny Pinchers?!

Mario: Party!

Wario: Heh heh, here they come.

Waluigi: Ahhhh!

Luigi: Crook?

Crook: I am Crook, almighty thief.

Mario: Party!

Luigi: Croco?

Croco: Good day, mate.

Mario: Party!

Luigi: Bandit?

Bandit: Uh, I’m not Bandit.

Mario: Party!

Luigi: Popple?

Popple: Best shadow thief in the world!

Mario: Party!

Luigi: Tokotoko?

Mario: Tokotokotokotokotokotokotokotokotokotoko!

Tokotoko punches Luigi in the face.

Luigi: What up with that?

Tokotoko: You brother of red man?

Luigi: Yeah.

Tokotoko punches Luigi again, and walks away.

Luigi: Mario, why did you invite theses thieves?

Mario: Party!

Peach: Hey Luigi, Bandit is flirting with Daisy.

Luigi: WHAT?!

Popple, Croco, and Bandit: JAM!

Crook: So, you single?

Daisy smacks Crook in the face.

Crook: Owie!

Luigi: Daisy, was this hooligan trying to ask you out?

Daisy: Yeah, but I taught him.

Crook: Cheese!

Mario: CHEESE!

Yoshi: Luigi, Yoshi see Wario searching your room.

Luigi: WHAT?!

Popple, Croco, and Bandit: JAM!

Wario: Heh heh, his piggy bank will be empty when I’m done!

Luigi whacks Wario with a hammer.

Wario: Arg!

Toad: Luigi! Bandit, Croco, and Popple are stealing all the @*@$%$# gold in your $@*$^@ drawers.

Luigi: This party is the worst!

Bandit: Wow, he just leaves his gold in a drawer.

Croco: This is the easiest crime ever.

Popple: Every crime is easy.

The Three: Ha-ha!

Luigi: Not so fast!

Luigi bashes them with a hammer, then returns into the party room. All the thieves are there.

Wario: Hey, where’s Waluigi?

Waluigi: Wario, look.

Wario: Oh my, you finally stole something!

Waluigi: Yeah, I just sawed out this giant pole from the center of the room.

Luigi: What did you steal thi- Is that the support beam to the house?!

Everyone in the room: What’s a support beam?

The house starts to rumble.

Crook: The house is falling.

Toad: Let’s get the $@*$^@* out of here.

Croco: Let’s blow this melting popsicle stand!

CRASH!

Everyone is in the rubble of the house.

Luigi: Mario, this is your entire fault!

Mario: Party!

Luigi: If you didn’t invite The Penny Pinchers, this whole thing never would have happened!

The King walks out of the bathroom.

The King: What did I miss?

Mario: Party!

Luigi: Wait, that’s what you meant by party?

Mario: Yeah, I have to go to the party.

Luigi: What did you tell The Penny Pinchers?

Mario: I told them I was going to the party at a my house.

Luigi: So you just had to go potty?

Mario: Is what I say, party. When you got to go, you got to go, so I got to go.

Luigi: Mamamia!

Luigi faints.